'I think I’m on auto-delivery with the CDS': A chatty little gray kitten appears looking for food, wins over resident cats, and turns the home into a three cat household

The Cat Distribution System just upgraded this house to a three-cat household.

This person is officially on a first-name basis with the Cat Distribution System, and at this point they deserve a loyalty card. Three deliveries in eight months is not random. That is premium CDS service. Enter Gary, now Gary the Gray, who wandered onto the porch with a scratchy little meow and immediately meownifested his new life.

He showed up skinny, chatty, and clearly ready to upgrade from mysterious outdoor fluff to full-time indoor baby. The fact that he is already ear tipped and neutered just feels like the CDS saying "we handled the paperwork, you're welcome." Add in toys, pets, and a vet appointment, and Gary truly landed on all four paws.

Even better, the resident orange chaos committee, Sir Charles of Biscuitville and Chester C. Chesterton, seem to be accepting their new gray coworker without too much drama. That alone deserves recognition. Orange cats usually operate on one shared braincell and pure vibes.

There is something really sweet about how this keeps happening. This rescuer help rehome cats, and somehow the universe keeps sending them back to them. A stray shows up on a random night and suddenly it is their house, their humans, their everything.

Gary did not just find a porch. He found his people, and now he is exactly where he belongs.

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At this point, the cats are clearly leaving five star reviews somewhere. There is no other explanation for the repeat deliveries. Word got out that this house comes with food, toys, and top tier cuddles, and now the CDS keeps sending new applicants. Gary the Gray just followed the glowing recommendations and showed up right on schedule. This place has a reputation, and the cats are making sure everyone hears about it.
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Looks like he settled in right away like he has always been part of the place. No awkward phase, no hiding, just straight into finding his spot and getting comfortable. He already has that relaxed, at ease look like he knows this is his home now. Some cats take time, but Gary the Gray walked in and fit right in.
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Once the Cat Distribution System has your address, that’s it, you are locked in. There is no unsubscribe button, no pausing deliveries, just surprise arrivals when you least expect it. One cat turns into two, then suddenly three, all perfectly timed like it was planned. Gary the Gray is just the latest shipment in a very committed subscription. You're not adopting cats anymore, you are simply receiving what the system keeps sending your way.
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